Douche Bro has the attention span of a ferret… and even then, I think a ferret would AT LEAST focus on the sexy bright red dress she’s wearing!

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ALT - 0050: HOW MANY FCUKS…

[ Panel 1 ]
DOUCHE BRO: Ya, but have you seen the one where Spiderman says “I found exactly ONE FUCK, it is my gift to you."
CADENCE: Are you REALLY talking about memes on our date, again?
:: Cadence is doing her signature facepalm as she is once again disappointed in Douche Bro’s behavior. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: Do you even pay… attention… to me…
:: Douche Bro, suddenly looks elsewhere in the middle of her talking, something shinny must be somewhere else for him to be that distracted. ::

[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: ok REALLY?
:: He’s still mesmerized by something. ::