I bet you that if I was to meet Kristen Stewart personally, I could out awkward her. Just like Joseph.

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ALT - 0037: KRISTEN STEWART

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CADENCE: Joseph, I KNOW how much you like Kristen Stewart. So, I pulled a few strings and convinced her to come meet you!

:: Kristen puts her hand out to introduce herself as Joseph stares at her dumb struck. ::

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:: Twitterpated, Joseph eyes are full of hearts, it’s like looking at her in HD. ::

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:: Unaware that this is even reality, Joseph is still staring at her, he hasn’t said a word and is even drooling at this point. Kristen still has her hand out and looks uncomfortable as she does her trademark lip bite. ::

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:: Kristen and Cadence walk away. Joseph, paralyzed by the situation, has yet to move. ::

KRISTEN STEWART: …and people say I’M awkward.