My ex-girlfriend was exactly like the purple fish. That’s why we are exes.

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[ Panel 1 ]

ALEK: I know that you’ve been running around with ALL the hussies.

[ Panel 2 ]

ALEX: Exactly how could I be doing that? …considering our situation?

[ Panel 3 ]

ALEK: I’m not quite sure, but I KNOW you’re cheating on me.

[ Panel 4 ]

ALEK: You know what, YOU’RE RIGHT!

I’m doing it RIGHT NOW even!

:: Alek points vaguely down to the nothing below him as if this moment of time had a corporeal form that could be, in fact, be pointed at. ::

ALEX: D: