OMG I MUST BE LOOSING MY MIND! …hey wait a second… is that Joe?

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[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: Alright hat, I win. Time to come along and BE WORN.
I GOTTA ask though, where did you get the knife from?

[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: I pulled it OUT MY ASS! What’s it to you?
:: Joseph is placing Hatticus on his head. ::

[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: You’re TOO small to have had that INSIDE YOU… Wait a second!
You’re a HAMMERSPACE aren’t you!?!

[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: …unfortunately… yes...

[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: That’s FREAKIN’ AWESOME! What sort of things can you store in that TINY BODY of yours? Guns? Knives? Prostitutes?
HATTICUS: …trust me, you DON’T want to know...

[ Panel 5 ]
HATTICUS: They’re much MUCH worse…
:: Hatticus is crying in the corner as an evil rainbow flows from his anus like a colorful river of diarrhea. A bear riding a motorcycle, a unicorn, Joe Hunter holding a cup of coffee and a random pig are all flying out of Hatticus' butt as well. ::