Helpy Helperton

by Denis Caron on November 22, 2010

Universe: Story Mode

Characters: Annoying Navi, Hatticus

Thanks for you help Navi, but I believe your ideas are a bit far fetched…dontcha think?

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Viperalist says:

October 17, 2011 at 8:09 PM

Where’d the hole in head go

Curator says:

November 25, 2010 at 1:01 PM

Dear God… I cant believe you related that story in the comic comments, you have some balls… also, to show solidarity, gotta admit, that is almost exactly the same as about half the times I have gotten seriously wasted on ANY alcohol…except the making out part, that doesn’t happen often…lol… needles to say, I have stopped getting drunk.

Joenis says:

November 25, 2010 at 11:38 AM

This whole conversation on Absinthe is making me want to vomit.Last time I REALLY drank it, I made out with some girl, cried under a tree with her… blacked out, then came back into consciousness while i was taking care of my friend who was throwing up in the toilet telling me how much he loved me as a friend. Not really sure where those other hours went. I think i sleep under that tree for a while cos my friends said the girl came back in to the party but I didn’t. Also, after that night that girl thought I was a loser. Guess, crying to her about my problems while confessing my undieing love to her, drunk off my ass, was not the most attractive of ideas? haha.

Fuck Absinthe.

Curator says:

November 25, 2010 at 10:42 AM

its no problem, just make sure your mustache is trimmed nicely, or it will do the trimming for you,lol… and you CANT let it burn for long or it gets to hot to drink, you just have to down it fast…

Joenis says:

November 25, 2010 at 5:44 AM

You’ve got balls man, I’d never drink something on fire. lol

Joenis says:

November 25, 2010 at 5:43 AM

I fight all navi’s, in the face, grammar or other wise.

Curator says:

November 25, 2010 at 2:23 AM

hahahahaa, good point,lol.

Curator says:

November 25, 2010 at 2:16 AM

yeah, coffee enema… people do it, its crazy shit…pun intended…lol… there is worse,lol…

Curator says:

November 25, 2010 at 2:16 AM

lol, dont worry about it, this one is just a joke,lol.

Curator says:

November 25, 2010 at 2:02 AM

I actually like purposely lighting the absinthe on fire and swallowing the fire, people find it impressive,lol… I still hate the flavor too…lol

Curator says:

November 25, 2010 at 2:01 AM

not even sure what inox is, but stainless steel is basically just very difficult to damage with heat…

Joenis says:

November 25, 2010 at 1:38 AM

I’ve actually prepared Absinthe the ritual way, I even have a Absinthe spoon, to allow the sugar to dilute and fall into my drink. If you’re not careful the fire can sometimes get down in the drink and you swallow the fire! lol, either way, the warmth of the alcohol… at least for me, made the drink even worse. I prefer my drinks on the rocks. :3

Joenis says:

November 25, 2010 at 1:35 AM

I’m sorry mang.

Joenis says:

November 25, 2010 at 1:34 AM

As you are talented at being evil, I am evilly talented at what I do. XD

Joenis says:

November 25, 2010 at 1:33 AM

Wait…. you friend would stick coffee up her ass…. for real?

Curator says:

November 24, 2010 at 11:14 PM

thats good, although small amounts of alcohol are good for you(no more than 1.5 oz maximum of hard liquor, 12 oz beer, or 5.5 oz wine no more than twice a day), large amounts are horribly horribly bad and can kill you, so its really awesome that your not interested in getting drunk, you kick more ass because of it! It shows you are very intelligent for your age.Also, the same thing can be done in a Steel spoon with about 3-5 grams of table sugar, depending on how much you want to use, then dump the melted sugar into the drink once it completely liquefies…lol you may be able to use an aluminum spoon, but you may permanently discolor it.

CHaoS says:

November 24, 2010 at 10:51 PM

guess what? im gonna do that once my parents are out of home! yay! :Doh shit! i forgot we dont have sugar cubes here… DAMN, WHY BRAZIL DOESNT HAVE THOSE CUBES!?!?!?maaaayyybbee cause powder sugar seems so much easier to measure while cooking… not that i know about cooking, and i didnt ever saw one of those for real… and i suck at cooking…or maybe its just a conspiracy made by my parents to make me never get to make the absenthine thing before im 18…

(btw, even if i had the opportunity to do that i wouldnt, i already had the chance of drinking alcoholic stuff without my parents knowing, but i didnt. so you dont need to fear making a teen become an alcoholic adicted guy… i got enough addiction with videogames and internet alone, dont need a new one)

Curator says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:57 PM

“came” being the operative word…it was a dark time in my life…But I needed the money, college and all… I still have nightmares about it…:'(

Curator says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:55 PM

*innocent smile* maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe *bats his eyelashes*…wait, that doesn’t really work for me does it?…damn…

Curator says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:54 PM

twins!:P… although I think im the evil twin, and your the talented twin:P,lol… although, I AM quite talented at being evil;) mwahahahahahahahaahahaha

Curator says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:53 PM

hehehehe, id hope not,lol…speaking of which, I used to know a chick that liked to put coffee up her ass, till she almost died from a caffeine OD… *cues music* the more you knoooooow

Curator says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:50 PM

i agreem absinthe is terrible tasting… also, Ive downed a whole bottle of it to myself in the past, the good stuff too, not the fake stuff…lol… and no hallucinations other than the normal caused by drinking way to much high percentage alcohol (75% alcohol or more for REAL absinthe) they have found the incidence of hallucination isnt any greater than it is for for normal high proof alcohol when down in a blind study, but when people KNOW they are drinking absinthe, the incidence of hallucination is much higher…even when they are drinking fake absinthe that really has no wormwood in it… these studies are the reason why real absinthe is legal in most states again…Also, even when prepared correctly, it still tastes horrible, although, its kinda cool… here is how to prepare an absinthe shot correctly for those who dont know, first you need an absinthe fork, a normal fork will do, but is a bit more difficult to use, place a sugar cube on top of said fork, place fork over shot glass, fill shot glass by pouring absinthe over sugar cube,be very careful if using a normal fork, now, after doing this, light soaked sugar cube on fire and watch as it melts slowly into your shot glass, after its done melting, take a few deep breaths, then holding your last one in, take your shot, then release the breath, expelling any lingering alcohol vapors so you dont damage your lungs… and that children, is how you take a shot of real absinthe…yay:D

CHaoS says:

November 24, 2010 at 2:30 PM

what a curious incident.incidentally, a curious incident indeed.

Joenis says:

November 24, 2010 at 9:01 AM

Oh god… your absinthe fairy came in the from of a man? How unfortunate for you! :P

Joenis says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:59 AM

The Absinthe Fairy or simply the “Green Fairy” came from the drinking of TOO MUCH Absinthe, an alcoholic beverage with a hallucinogen called wormwood. Incidentally I have a bottle of it on my desk. It’s terrible tasting.

Joenis says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:54 AM

Yeah, I never translate things via internet translations.. you never know the type of garbage you’re gonna accidently say to people. lolMaybe one day, when I have more time, we’ll at the very least have to work on some sort of print together. :]

Joenis says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:51 AM

He must have had some sort of experience with her… I mean… she was in his ass.. right? lol

Joenis says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:51 AM

You are all trying to get me to make a print of this…. aren’t you? :P

Joenis says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:38 AM

Mine too. :/

Joenis says:

November 24, 2010 at 8:37 AM

Yeah, it’s definitely not on my “recommended list”

Curator says:

November 24, 2010 at 1:55 AM

I agree entirely, with both of you,lol…the zombie must be cutting itself…

CHaoS says:

November 24, 2010 at 1:25 AM

especialy if the zombie is emo

CHaoS says:

November 24, 2010 at 1:23 AM

we still need grammar nazis.

mrwafflesorig87 says:

November 24, 2010 at 1:18 AM

i think you are correct CHaoS, he probly just transposed the word “like” accidentaly

mrwafflesorig87 says:

November 24, 2010 at 1:16 AM

that would make an awesome poster with some zombies or watnot with the phrase on top, or a wallpaper”it sucks to be undead”

that would make some awesome merch

CHaoS says:

November 23, 2010 at 10:17 PM

who is that absinthe fairy?

mrwafflesorig87 says:

November 23, 2010 at 9:21 PM

for a few moments there i actually forgot that he is an actual hat, durhhh, he would make a guy look quite smashing, as long as he doesnt say something with his foul mouthso has he had a run in with the crack fairy before?

Curator says:

November 23, 2010 at 9:03 PM

yeah, SERIOUSLY, that guy is an asshole… he said he would call, and he never did…:'(

Curator says:

November 23, 2010 at 9:02 PM

that does accurately describe my sleep.

Curator says:

November 23, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Ass coffee sounds kinda shitty to me…especially dead ass coffee…

Rinthia says:

November 23, 2010 at 8:41 PM

Well… At least it’s not the absinthe fairy.

Curator says:

November 23, 2010 at 6:16 PM

I was thinking more like a webcomic… but yeah

CHaoS says:

November 23, 2010 at 1:54 PM

you had a whole wonderful 7 hours…OF DOOOOOOMMM

CHaoS says:

November 23, 2010 at 1:47 PM

I think I like it even like it bettershouldnt it be “i think i like it even better”?

CHaoS says:

November 23, 2010 at 1:46 PM

damn, that movie wasnt released here yet D=

DadaHyena says:

November 23, 2010 at 7:11 AM

Awww, shucks…thanks, man! I’m flattered, even if my brain is numbed by all of the craziness.I think speearr got the translation right, although at this point who’s to say? (on-line translators are rarely 100% accurate). In any event, just a big thanks for all of your help and support, and for making Hitler so likable. The world needs to know.

There you have it, folks. The big L.A.W.L.S./SCAPULA crossover will be any day now, as soon as we finish plagiarizing the scripts from “Marvel vs. DC” and “The Flintstones meet The Jetsons”!

Joenis says:

November 23, 2010 at 5:24 AM

You mean like that “Vampires Suck” movie? lol ><

Joenis says:

November 23, 2010 at 5:23 AM

I’m sure in his day he’s done a good deed or two! Who knows, maybe it was as simple as making some guy look rather smashing to a girls eyes, or maybe it was protecting a bald spot from the sun! There are many un-intentional good deeds a hat could do while trying to destroy the world! lolC-Right is some sort of death bomb, I believe. :3

speearr says:

November 23, 2010 at 4:20 AM

The irony is, this wasn’t even a grammatical error! XD

Curator says:

November 23, 2010 at 1:21 AM

Ok, I see an entire franchise built from that single awesome phrase… “It sucks to be undead.”…hehehe

Curator says:

November 23, 2010 at 1:19 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…actually, im good now, I had a whole wonderful 7 hours…woohoo!

mrwafflesorig87 says:

November 22, 2010 at 11:07 PM

i like how this one is going, i feel great pity for hammerspace, “…one last good deed…”what the hell good deeds has he done, unless you count the fecal fly-by

so wat does c-right do, it kindof looks like a bomb with its tongue sticking out, or a cherry that licks back

CHaoS says:

November 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM

dont worry. the way the world is grammar nazis will invade anyway. why care?

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 10:37 PM

Sucks to be undead.

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 10:36 PM

AND THAT’S WHY I shouldn’t reply to you guys in the middle of the night.

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 10:35 PM

Oh noes, it’s too late! Nothing will save you now!

CHaoS says:

November 22, 2010 at 4:15 PM

“I think I like it even like it better. :]”we are in need of grammar nazis

CHaoS says:

November 22, 2010 at 4:14 PM

damn, the problem of being on the afterlife with that fairy is that you cant kill yourself

Curator says:

November 22, 2010 at 10:59 AM

I think im seeing one now…hehhe

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 9:12 AM

Your explanation makes much more sense! I think I like it even like it better. :]

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 9:11 AM

Haha, right? :]

Bearman says:

November 22, 2010 at 9:08 AM

I need to learn how to pronounce that in German. It could be useful in some friend gatherings.

speearr says:

November 22, 2010 at 8:34 AM

No, she’s the F1 “Help”. LOL! This is an unusual twist… looks like anything can happen.Actually, my rusty german translates Scapula’s text as: “Thank you! Evil idiots are all friends”

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 7:36 AM

I can’t promise anything… crack fairies usually appear in your most delirious of states. :/

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 7:35 AM

:DI’d be careful about pushing C-Left this this point of time… Idk how good Ass-Coffee is. Especially Dead-Ass-Coffee! haha

Thanks for the comment!

Curator says:

November 22, 2010 at 7:18 AM

haha, crack fairy…If I wasnt half asleep, id think up some horribly bad joke…but instead im going to sound all dumb and continue typing even though I probably should have stopped a sentence ago, and im wondering if this means that 2 days without sleep has finally become enough time without sleep for me to finally fall asleep, yay…*passes out* KEEP THE CRACK FAIRY AWAY FROM ME! i need my beauty rest…

Rafael Cordeiro says:

November 22, 2010 at 6:59 AM

So much true! =DAlso, i could use some coffee now… Let me try C-left!

Joenis says:

November 22, 2010 at 5:13 AM

I thought after Majora’s Mask, Zelda and Drug trip would be thought of as synonymous! lol

Half Note says:

November 22, 2010 at 5:08 AM

Who knew … all this time, Zelda was just a bad acid trip guided by Navi.

CHaoS says:

November 30, -0001 at 12:00 AM

i wish the same could be said about my classmates.. and most ppl my age ive met…oh, we do get inox things here.. im not sure if it has something to do about it, but stainless must mean something, right?

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