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op·er·ose \OP-uh-rohs\

adjective
1. Done with or involving much labor.
2. Industrious, as a person.

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WOI - 0036: OPEROSE

[ Panel 1 ]
ANDREW GREGOIRE: Denis! Your OPEROSE techniques of doing comics are ASININE.
DENIS CARON: I’m sorry Andrew! I HAVE to push myself and get better…
ANDREW: BULLSHIT!
:: A limbless and poorly drawn representation of these two artists are presumably sitting in front of Denis’ drawing desk. This is a farce however, considering Denis draws everything digitally and Andrew lives in Canada, well over 1000 miles away! ::

[ Panel 2 ]
ANDREW: Let me teach you HOW to draw a comic, eh?
DENIS: Andrew, It’s fin--
ANDREW: Hush!

[ Panel 3 ]
ANDREW: First, you draw some DICKS. A lot of DICKS! People like DICKS.
:: A few simple penis’ are being drawn on a lined piece of paper. ::

[ Panel 4 ]
ANDREW: Draw Background DICKS. Draw foreground DICKS. Anywhere you can get a DICK, give a DICK!
:: Penis trees grow from the ground, balls free hanging in the wind, their tips dug deep into the dirt. ::

[ Panel 5 ]
DENIS: Andr--
ANDREW: DICKS!
:: His eyes glow red with the rage of 1000 burning suns as Andrew screams from the top of his lungs! He is being bombarded by a plethora of dicks; it is unclear if this is a pleasant or atrocious experience for him. ::