Milquetoast
milque·toast \MILK-tohst\
noun
A very timid, unassertive, spineless person, especially one who is easily dominated or intimidated.
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WOI - 0018: MILQUETOAST
[ Panel 1 ]
NARRATOR: We find ourselves in the early marrow, witnessing that of which we’d NEVER expect. Two gentlewomen, are in the midst of a round of fisticuffs over what they BELIEVE to be a TASTY MEAL.
:: Beautiful and tough, these women are ready to rip each others faces off and eat their flesh, just for a chance to taste this milky piece of bread. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
NARRATOR: They are NOT aware that the object of their confrontation is not that of a toast made of CREAMY and DELICIOUS milk...
PIECE OF JOYFUL TOAST: I’m made of milk and DELICIOUSNESS!
:: Milk pours like a river on the face of a smiling piece of crispy bread. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
NARRATOR: …but rather that of a “MILQUETOAST,” a SCRAWNY, SPINELESS man, NOT worth even a moment of their time.
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: …and I’m NOT even worth eating.
:: He’s really not. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
NARRATOR: We find ourselves in the early marrow, witnessing that of which we’d NEVER expect. Two gentlewomen, are in the midst of a round of fisticuffs over what they BELIEVE to be a TASTY MEAL.
:: Beautiful and tough, these women are ready to rip each others faces off and eat their flesh, just for a chance to taste this milky piece of bread. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
NARRATOR: They are NOT aware that the object of their confrontation is not that of a toast made of CREAMY and DELICIOUS milk...
PIECE OF JOYFUL TOAST: I’m made of milk and DELICIOUSNESS!
:: Milk pours like a river on the face of a smiling piece of crispy bread. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
NARRATOR: …but rather that of a “MILQUETOAST,” a SCRAWNY, SPINELESS man, NOT worth even a moment of their time.
SCRAWNY MANCHILD: …and I’m NOT even worth eating.
:: He’s really not. ::
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