Who’s Alek (the purple one) kidding… I doubt they’ve been ANYWHERE before!

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ALEK: You know, we NEVER go out anymore!
It makes me feel rather un-aristocratic and uncultured!
Do you NOT love me anymore?
ALEX: I’ve been BUSY toots, and besides, that’s a bunch of MALARKEY! I took you to watch the sunset just the other day!
ALEK: Alex, the sun is clearly visible from our bowls. What’s even VAGUELY ROMANTIC about looking at something from your own home and pretending it’s a novel gesture!?!
ALEX: It beats me taking you on a stroll to a porcelain bowl!